A Cowboy Appeared Before St. Peter At The Pearly Gates

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St

Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.”

“So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.”

I yelled, “Now, back off or I'll kick the s.

out of all of you!”

Saint Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”

“A couple of minutes ago.”