A Jfk Conspiracy Theorist Dies And Goes To Heaven

When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him.

“Welcome

You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truthfully.”

Without hesitating, the conspiracy theorist asks, “Who really shot Kennedy?”

God replies, “Lee Harvey Oswald shot him from sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository. There were no accomplices

He acted alone”

The conspiracy theorist pauses, thinks to himself, then says, “Shit! This goes higher up than I thought…”