Amazing Nursing Home Visit

Mrs Murphy and Mrs

Cohen had been longtime close friends.

But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion.

It was not long before Mrs

Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs

Cohen,

so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend.

When she arrived she was greeted with open arms, hugs, and kisses.

Mrs

Murphy said,

“Don't be holdin' back, Mrs

Cohen, how do you like it here?”

Mrs

Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility, and the caretakers.

Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said,

“But the best thing is that I now have a boyfriend.”

Mrs

Murphy said, “Now isn't that wonderful! Tell me all about it.”

Mrs

Cohen said,

“After lunch, we go up to my room and sit on the edge of the bed

I let him touch me on the top, and then on the bottom, and then we sing Jewish songs.”

Mrs

Murphy said,

“For sure it's a blessing

I'm so glad for you Mrs

Cohen.

Mrs

Cohen said, “And how is it with you, Mrs

Murphy?”

Mrs

Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility and that she also had a boyfriend.

Mrs

Cohen said, “Good for you! So what do you do?”

Mrs

Murphy says,

“We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on the edge of the bed

I let him touch me on top, and then I let him touch me down below.”

Mrs

Cohen said,

“Yes? And then….?”

Mrs

Murphy said…

“Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs, we f...”