Cheating

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says:

“I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician

The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.”

His second friend says:

“I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber

The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.”

Paddy says:

“I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

“No, I'm serious

The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”