Old Preacher Man Goes To See The Doctor

All tests came back looking good, and the doctor sits down to discuss the results with him.

“Well, Eric, physiologically everything looks good.  How are you doing emotionally and mentally?  Are you feeling content, and how's your faith these days?

“God and I are on great terms.  He knows that I see so poorly these days, so now whenever I go to the bathroom at night, then ‘poof' – the light turns on!  And when I'm done peeing, then ‘poof' – the light turns off again!”

“Fantastic! That sounds marvellous,” says the doctor.

A couple of days later the doctor calls Eric's wife: “Good day, Anna.  Eric's vitals are looking good, and he seems to be doing well.

The reason for my call is his relation to God.  Is it really true that whenever he goes to empty his bladder at night, then ‘poof' – the bathroom light turns on? And when he's done, then ‘poof' – the light turns off again?”

Eric's wife sighs: “That old fool.  He has started peeing in the fridge again…”