The Cat That Went To Heaven..

“You have been a good cat all of these years

Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”.

The cats says: “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors”.

God says: “Say no more”

Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven.

God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat.

The mice said: “All our lives we've had to run

Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us

If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore”.

God says: “Say no more”

And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.

The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.

God gently wakes him and asks: “How are you doing? Are you happy here?”

The cat yawns and stretches and says:

“Oh, I've never been happier in my life

And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!”