The Foreign Bull On The Farm

First Bull: “I've been here five years.  I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”

Second Bull: “I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows.  I'm keeping all my cows.”

Third Bull: “I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.  I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows.”

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen.  At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

First Bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

Second Bull: “I actually have too many cows to take care of.  I can spare a few.  I'm certainly not looking for an argument.”

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

First Bull: “Son, don't be foolish — let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”

Third Bull: “Hell, he can have all my cows

I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull.”