The Irish Gardener

An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hpoker:

She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says.

“Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy

Tell him you charge a hundred euros

Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner.”

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg when a guy pulls up and asks.

“How much?”

She says

“A hundred euros.”

He replies

“All I got is thirty.”

She says

“Hold on.”

She runs back to the husband and asks.

“What now

What can he get for thirty?”

“A hand job” The husband replied.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty euros is a handjob.

He agrees and she gets in the car.

He unzips his trousers and out pops this HUGE willy.

She stares at it for a few seconds, then says…

“I'll be right back.”

She runs back to the husband.

“What's wrong?” He asks.

“Any chance you could lend this guy seventy euros?”