The Rabbit & A Bear Wishes
Mr
Bear and Mr
Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other.
One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each.
Mr
Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female
Mr
Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet.
Mr
Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well
Mr
Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
Mr
Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world.
Mr
Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, “I wish that Mr
Bear was gay!” and rides off.