The Usher

The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps.

“Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.

“The front row, please,” she answered.

“You really don't want to do that,” the usher said

“The pastor is really boring.”

“Do you happen to know who I am?” the woman inquired.

“No,” he said.

“I'm the pastor's mother,” she replied indignantly.

“Do you know who I am?” he asked.

“No,” she said.

“Good,” he answered.